tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-291023863496772120.post4116410164735773146..comments2023-04-14T05:10:26.709-07:00Comments on Unexpectedly Bart (King!): "Poets Ranked by Beard Weight"Bart Kinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08157500394147661880noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-291023863496772120.post-52797148662039452122011-10-10T21:29:37.715-07:002011-10-10T21:29:37.715-07:00I have Tennyson's 'Complete Poetical Works...I have Tennyson's 'Complete Poetical Works', 'Author's household edition. Boston: Houghton, Osgood and Company. (Some serious caligraphy here;) The Riverside Press, Cambridge. 1879.<br /><br />I'm proud of my own beard weight, regardless of its implications toward literary/artistical/profetical tendencies. It is a pure homage of my own indefferance towards a typical masculine countenance. I am too lazy a 2 o'clock in the a.m. to be concerned with anything other than showing a sudo-sub-culture-capability/significance towards the ultimate outcome of this rat-race.P. A. Andrewshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00051354011810276681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-291023863496772120.post-71324616199001869332011-10-10T21:16:38.260-07:002011-10-10T21:16:38.260-07:00I have a very old publication by Tennyson,"Th...I have a very old publication by Tennyson,"The Complete Poetical Works", 'Author's Household Edition', Boston: Houghton, Osgood and Company. (Some serious caligraphy at his point): The Riverside Press, Cambridge. 1879. I must fully appreciate my beard's weight... for it is more representative of my early morning laziness than of stought, manly countenance. (Early morn' bein' pre- 3 in the am).<br /><br />My beard is, a representation, an ommage to my early morning existance, for I have not the time nor the patience to cope with my own presence at such an ungodly hour prior to dawn, and must procede dilligently forward towards a goal only recognized by the local grocer/cafe. Everyone wants their bread...P. A. Andrewshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00051354011810276681noreply@blogger.com