Unexpectedly Bart!

Excellent. To this list, I would add the perennial...

2009-09-28T09:06:41.910-07:00

Excellent. To this list, I would add the perennial sales office coworker question: "Where's so-in-so?" Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. It's a question that never gets less dumb.

(forehead smack)

2009-09-17T11:18:35.471-07:00

(forehead smack)

15 milliseconds of fame. Just shows the power of s...

2009-09-14T18:12:34.857-07:00

15 milliseconds of fame. Just shows the power of subliminal advertising.

Russ D.

NE Portland

Heeyyyyoooo!

2009-08-16T14:31:59.128-07:00

Heeyyyyoooo!

It did go well, thank you, Bart. And, with credit ...

2009-08-16T12:39:02.916-07:00

It did go well, thank you, Bart. And, with credit to you, I made up a riddle: What's the difference between Albert Pujols at bat and a doctor performing a colonoscopy? Answer: one packs a wallop and the other whacks a polyp. (I'm a St. Louis Cardinals fan.) :-)

If we could combine your experience with the spoon...

2009-08-14T07:19:24.217-07:00

If we could combine your experience with the spoonerism, we'd have a monumental bumper sticker. Or maybe a card: "Here's hoping your subterranean polyp whacking went well."

And I do hope it went well.

I just had a colonoscopy on Monday, and that's wha...

2009-08-13T23:27:03.537-07:00

I just had a colonoscopy on Monday, and that's what they did to me -- twice, in fact.

i think one important thing to note about the whol...

2009-08-09T01:04:52.685-07:00

i think one important thing to note about the whole scraper bike movement is that it was created to try and stop gang violence. these kids are trying to find an outlet and break free from the violence they witness every day. so as obscure and crazy as it is, it's for a positive cause.

"...but who's counting." LOL!

2009-07-21T15:19:09.227-07:00

"...but who's counting." LOL!

well tell your woman to get in the kitchen and mak...

2009-07-18T12:33:36.920-07:00

well tell your woman to get in the kitchen and make you some more.

that is a good picture of you, btw

i'll be tying a yellow ribbon around the cherry tr...

2009-07-09T15:11:37.619-07:00

i'll be tying a yellow ribbon around the cherry tree for you

Well, in that case... the Memorial Tribute is back...

2009-07-09T14:54:59.347-07:00

Well, in that case... the Memorial Tribute is back on! (Now will you reconsider?)

I may just have to abdicate as president of your f...

2009-07-09T14:44:06.841-07:00

I may just have to abdicate as president of your fan club now.

Hello PPoaBSM, Thank you for the nice message, an...

2009-07-05T14:21:41.215-07:00

Hello PPoaBSM,

Thank you for the nice message, and rest assured that it doesn't seem unusual/stalkerish/creepy to me at all!

Admittedly, anyone who uses my books as gifts earns a prodigious amount of good will. :)

All the best,
Bart

I just went over this extensively in a Psych class...

2009-07-03T17:10:04.100-07:00

I just went over this extensively in a Psych class. To prove that they are different, I photocopied the page it was on in the book, then cut out the two squares in question. When isolated from the rest of the image, they indeed are EXACTLY the same color. It's mind-boggling but true.

Feel bad enjoying this when I don't know whether o...

2009-07-03T09:06:29.572-07:00

Feel bad enjoying this when I don't know whether or not the guy is OK.

Hope this doesn't sound like Internet stalking, but here goes. Netflix shows people with similar tastes on its friends page. You showed up on mine, and I favorited you. We watch the same movies and have really similar takes. This led me to your blog and your books. Used them as gifts a few times now. (/end creepy)

Takes a genius to put up a picture that good for y...

2009-06-18T16:12:44.794-07:00

Takes a genius to put up a picture that good for your book called "Thrift", definitely a great choice.

OMG ThAt Is So FuNnY!!!!

2009-06-02T18:19:56.544-07:00

OMG ThAt Is So FuNnY!!!!

Re: photo of sculpture by Giancarlo Neri -- FABU...

2009-05-30T19:00:49.224-07:00

Re: photo of sculpture by Giancarlo Neri --

FABULOUS!!!

(and, really enjoy reading your blog. Also, just bought your book "The Pocket Guide to Mischief" today. BTW, I am a former teacher, too.)

Jeff Mapes will be at the Central Library Sat 5/16...

2009-05-15T15:41:00.000-07:00

Jeff Mapes will be at the Central Library Sat 5/16 @ 1:00: http://www.multcolib.org/

No worries... Rudy will be back!

2009-05-11T18:28:00.000-07:00

No worries... Rudy will be back!

Are you done with Rudy for good? Please keep this ...

2009-05-01T07:19:00.000-07:00

Are you done with Rudy for good? Please keep this blog going at least!

John - Mavericksfan41@gmail.com

cool!

2009-04-22T15:07:00.000-07:00

cool!

Hi Bart! Just a quick note to let you know that a ...

2009-04-22T04:21:00.000-07:00

Hi Bart!
Just a quick note to let you know that a review of your pocket guides (whic my sons and I LOVE) is on Kidoinfo.com today. Here is the link (author comments enthusiastically welcome!)

http://kidoinfo.com/ri/the-pocket-guides-of-bart-king/

Katy

firstly, you do not have to worry about coming off...

2009-04-20T17:30:00.000-07:00

firstly, you do not have to worry about coming off like a self-aggrandizing twit. it happens with no effort. heyyy-ooooo

but if i had to guess...I'd say 5 but hope for 1 (hoping I can ride your coattails into the biz and the world would eventually be exposed to the awesomeness that is me)