"LMSOO": The Greatest List of Fake Cuss Words Ever

What does LMSOO stand for? Why, "Laughing My Sweet Onions Off" of course! 

Here's the deal—a high school student posted the list below along with this (paraphrased) explanation:

So I got a detention today for cussing. The vice principal and I had a chat about how I should find alternatives to swearing. 

Then she pulled this list out: “Here are some examples of words you can use when you want to swear.” 

W H A T

Here’s the list, along with some additions from my Facebook friends:

• What the Hell-o Kitty do you think you're doing!?
• Poop on a stick
• Fish paste!
• Schmoogies
• That just burns my biscuits
• Flaming heck!
• Goof nugget
• Barbara Streisand
• Cuku bananas!
• Shut the front door
• Peapods
• Dookie
• Oh knickers!
• Swizzle sticks
• Carp
• Mother fletcher!
• Sweet onions
• Oh cram cakes
• Shards
• Mother of pearl!
• Tartar sauce
• Blood and sand
• I don’t give a Donald Duck
• Oh for the love…
• Great Scot!
• William Shatner (right)

  

  "William Shatner—erk!"

• What the frog?
• Duck water
• Caesar’s ghost
• Hoover Dam!
• Well doesn’t that bruise your banana
• Holy snapping turtles
• Donkey
• Son of a motherless goat
• Horse hockey!
• Crunch poop
• Shitake mushrooms
• Barnacles
• Hobknocker
• Cheese and rice!
• Scuttle butt
• Fraggle rock
• Bullspit
• Fluffernuts
• Son of a nutcracker!
• Shikaka
• Poopyscoop
• Merlin’s beard
• Clown shoes!
• Pokemon
• Fudge berries

  

  I command you to JUMP!

• Shostakovich!
• Kitty whiskers
• Hot peppers!
• Haystacks
• Oh firetruck
• Bob Saget!
• Marklar
• Narf
• Horse feathers!
• Curses
• H-E-double-hockey-sticks
• Phooey
• Dillweed
• Fudge
• Jumpin’ Jiminy
• Cheeses
• Son of a monkey
• Rats
• Dagnabit
• Amazeballs!
• Crikey
• Truck nuts
• Nuts
• Pickles
• Leaping lizards
• Egad
• Raspberries
• Fiddlesticks!
• Good gravy
• Butterscotch
• Cracker jacks
• Noodles
• Oh snap
• What the cuss?
• Drat
• Jeez Louise
• Hamburgers
• Jumpin’ Jehosaphat!

Thanks to Mallory R. for this post’s title, as well as to Angelique R.D., Erin F., Phyllis A.W., Peter A., River J., Donna M., Gretchen L., and Patricia P. (Link to the original NSFW post below.)

Here you go!