It's Bad Humor Sunday: All These Jokes Must GO!

"Detective, the murder victim may have been poisoned by flan. The lab tests will be done soon." "So—the proof is in the pudding."

— Bart King (@BartKing) December 13, 2015

A crow goes shopping in Boston: "Will this be cash?" "No, put it on my credit cawed."

— Bart King (@BartKing) December 13, 2015

Job Interview: "What are your hobbies?" "I love peanut butter." "OK, anything else—" [sets peanut butter jar on desk] "I REALLY LOVE IT."

— Bart King (@BartKing) December 10, 2015

Just realized that any humor concocted under a roof is an "inside joke." *mind blown*

— Bart King (@BartKing) December 10, 2015

"We can see this is a disaster site, and we're here to help. But first – stick 'em up!" —A visit from the Red Double-Cross.

— Bart King (@BartKing) December 13, 2015