I'll say it's exciting!

Piglet's right. I just spread peanut butter on a peanut-butter cookie, and ripped a hole in the space-time continuum. (Oh, and today is A.A. Milne's birthday!)

Good point, Pooh!

If you think Winnie the Pooh has put on some weight, it's probably because of too many pancakes and pork sausage links—WAIT, WHAT AM I SAYING!?

Ooh, this reminds me that my parents gave me this charming A.A. Milne book, When We Were Very Young, in 1966. (Action figure sold separately.)

As you can see, I give my books excellent security!

Winnie the Pooh needs behavioral meds

BibliOdyssey

So I was just reading a study titled “Pathology in the Hundred Acre Wood: a neurodevelopmental perspective on A.A. Milne,” and I thought I’d share its abstract with you:

Somewhere at the top of the Hundred Acre Wood a little boy and his bear play. On the surface it is an innocent world, but on closer examination by our group of experts we find a forest where neurodevelopmental and untreated.

So what kind of mental problems are we talking about here?

• Winnie the Pooh: ADHD,inattentive subtype.

• Piglet: Generalized Anxiety Disorder.

• Eeyore: endogenous depression.
• Owl: Obviously bright, but dyslexic.

• Roo: Growing up in a single-parent household, at high-risk for criminal problems.

• Tigger: Recurrent pattern of risk-taking behaviours.

• Rabbit: No real problem, but that little rodent IS extraordinarily self-important, isn’t he?