September 7, 2019

Please read my "amusing" article

Here's the link. Oh, and my friend, Aaron, helped with this piece. But I wrote all the good parts. ;) 

August 31, 2019

I Won a Major Award!

No big deal, but I was just awarded WRITING'S GREATEST PRIZE! No, not the Nobel Prize in Literature. Even better—I won the ”Vile Pun” category in the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest.

As background, the BLFC challenges writers to compose the first sentence for the worst imaginable novel. It has various genre categories (Adventure, Romance, Science Fiction, etc.), and there's also one for "Vile Puns."

As nothing is more unfunny than explaining a joke, here goes: A Peer is a member of the British aristocracy, and telling someone to "take a long walk off a short pier" is a way of telling someone to get lost.

So anyway, you can imagine how proud I am! And if you read any of the award-winning entries and think, "I could write worse than THAT," enter this contest next year. :)

June 14, 2019

March 13, 2019

Ooh, my new books are here!

Not to overplay it, but getting my new SPACE and ROBOT books in the mail just cured my baldness and made a warm apple pie appear in the kitchen. 🧙‍♂️
The Little Leonardo's Makerlab books are for young readers (4-8) who are ready for fun science activities. These two books officially arrive in April, but can be preordered now! 🚀
And don’t forget your local bookstore or library! 

January 24, 2019


This is the link. Look out! 

Ooh, and if you're in Portland and if you want to catch a glimpse of a Bart in the wild, I'm at Powell's Books on Hawthorne a couple of days a week. Good luck, but be warned: I'm easily spooked.

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