Spanish hoopster Rudy Fernandez is joining the Portland Trail Blazers this season. Don't get me wrong; just because I live here doesn’t mean I’m some myopic, hometown fan.
Actually, it does. And my myopia has really kicked in since seeing Fernandez slam on Dwight Howard at the Olympics.
Gotta love how the Spanish-speaking commentator switches to English for his, "Awesome, babe, awesome!" replay analysis.