July 31, 2014

I have a confession to make.

I've fallen in love with milk from a camel. And I don't care WHO knows it!
Yes, Desert Farms is real, alright.

July 29, 2014

Good point, Pooh!

If you think Winnie the Pooh has put on some weight, it's probably because of too many pancakes and pork sausage links—WAIT, WHAT AM I SAYING!?

Ooh, this reminds me that my parents gave me this charming A.A. Milne book, When We Were Very Young, in 1966. (Action figure sold separately.)
As you can see, I give my books excellent security!

July 28, 2014

Toronto has great libraries.

Just ask children's librarian Scott Robins!

I'm SO tired of vagrants begging for my hard-earned rupees!

Yep, that was Link hanging out outside of the San Diego Comic-Con! As my friend Marc said, "It's odd to see him begging in the daytime. He usually comes out at knight."
"Broken shield please help"

July 21, 2014

In the summertime, it's important to remember:

Don't be too judgmental of other people's barbecue choices!
Okay, this is actually part of a costume for a production of The Taming of the Shrew by Original Practice Shakespeare. Happy now?

July 20, 2014


The Polish Knight Fighting League is an arena where armored enthusiasts do battle with blunted swords, axes, and spears. Punches, kicks, and helmetbutts are also allowed. Check it!

July 18, 2014

I can relate to these.

As a kid, I was never any good at gymnastics...

Or baseball...

But in the summer, I was pretty good at diving off the high-board!

July 14, 2014

"Thompson, I have a job for you..."

"I need an inappropriate tea gift by the end of the day!"
"Boss, that was a steep challenge, but here you go!"
Hey, if you put warm tea in your trousers, are you wearing hot pants?