September 27, 2014

Oh, good one, Bart!

September 23, 2014

This video raises a number of very disturbing questions

The Wallkill Mighty Mites out of Wallkill, NY, suffered this horrible tragedy. My questions:
1.) Why didn't the moms let go sooner?
2.) Why didn't the cheerleaders rush in to provide medical assistance?
3.) And finally, why-oh-why didn't more players pile on at the end?

September 21, 2014

This is my new Facebook profile picture

"Mrs. King, you're the new mother of a ... of a..."
 "Yes, doctor? Is it a boy or a girl?"
 "Let's just say it's 'zoologically improbable' and leave it at that."
Thanks to Virginia M.! Via.

This object has been temporarily removed as we revise its facial expression which was deemed zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children

September 19, 2014

Synonym Rolls are delicious!

Of course, some people prefer the flavor of their opposite

Tweeter's identity withheld,
"Antonym's" by funny dude Mark Remy.

September 16, 2014

Watch the second guy from the bottom.

That's college football player Booker Mays pretending to have a heart attack. (Because faking heart attacks is an important strategy in sports!)