Event Announcement: "Fold your way into a prepubescent frenzy"

"Employ your immaturity at the New Millennium Paper Airplane Contest, a competition meant for New York City boy-men. Fold your way into a prepubescent frenzy, then be judged for your efforts. Categories include: Furthest Distance Flown, Longest Time Aloft and Most Spectacular Failure. Bring your own sandwiches (with crusts cut off)." The New York Hall of Science, Registration: paperairplanecontest.org

From today's New York Times.