October 5, 2008

Subtle Butt

The Garment Guard company has launched a new product called Subtle Butt. To use, take two adhesive strips and insert them into underwear. Subtle Butt will then trap and eliminate the odor from any pongs or butt bongos. (It does not muffle sound, however.) Three cheers for "discreet antimicrobial carbon technology." (Okay, how about two?)


Anonymous said...

Hmmm. INteresting that 2 strips are recommended. What if you emit particularly odiferous pongs? Should you use three? four?

Bart King said...

I imagine that if one is emitting pongs that require four of these strips, possessing a "subtle butt" will forever be an unrealized ambition.