Now THAT'S a Big Watch (Get Two!)

The watch above is actually called the Bad-Ass Gunmetal Compass watch. As you can see, it's colossal. Now, most people don't even wear watches anymore, because their cellphones tell the time.

So you might look a little silly if you wore this one. (Okay, a LOT silly.)

BUT if you wore a Bad-Ass Gunmetal Compass watch on BOTH OF YOUR WRISTS you would be the coolest person in your zipcode!