“Did Charles Dickens write any shorter versions of his books?” (Answer: No.)
“Did Anne Frank write any books AFTER her diary?” (Answer: No!)
And then there’s the man who needed to get some maps.
“What kind of maps?” asked the bookseller.
“Mappy maps,” the man replied.
Finally, there’s the young woman who bought a copy of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. (It’s a humorous science-fiction novel.) She later returned the book because she was going to Italy…and the book didn’t have information on it!