What Does an Author Smell Like?

I'm not sure that I want to know! But this Paddywax website is selling author-scented candles, so I guess SOMEONE has done the research.

According to them, the Charles Dickens' candle has an odor of "tangerine, juniper & clove"...not the old pipe tobacco and oak smell that you might have guessed.

Hey, if I get my own scented candle, what would it smell like? I'm going for rosewood and patchouli...with a hint of meat loaf!