December 23, 2010

Gentlemen, start your excuses!

In case you get a crummy present this week, you may need to polish up your excuses. Luckily, I've got you covered!
  • “I really don't deserve this gift. No. Really.”
  • “Gosh, I hope this never catches fire!”
  • “I love this gift! But if I wear it, I fear the jealousy it will inspire in others.”
  • “If the dog buries this, I'll be just furious!”
  • “If I hadn’t grown four sizes in the last decade, this sweater would’ve fit.”

Thanks to the Edge!

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