1.) Obtain mini-van.
2.) Decorate the front end with a wolf howling at a full moon.
3.) Be the envy of the Wal-Mart parking lot.
Triple Bonus Score: Get a design with THREE howling wolves and put it on a PT Cruiser!
“Nothing says, ‘I'm in mini-van denial’ like a PT Cruiser. And nothing says badassery like a PT Cruiser with airbrushed wolves.”—Cole Gamble