PLEASE don't tell how his hair turned green!

What's that? I've neglected the most important blog in the world? Then let me make it up to you! Above is the poster for The Boy With Green Hair. I'd tell you how his hair GOT green, but I don't want to ruin the surprise. (Via.)

Here's an alligator chewing on a Croc. So no, it's not cannibalism! Via.

The Brampton Guardian reported on a violent crime duo caught on video ("Oh Pooh!) . . .

Oh, you kids! *chuckles fondly*

You just never know what young folks are going to do. Like this guy—hey, seriously, don't touch it. Hey! NOOOO!