November 14, 2012

Of course!

So there's a book titled How to Defend Yourself Against Alien Abduction.

Naturally, I'm interested—after all, it's only a matter of time before I get caught in a tractor beam!

So, what should I do if aliens snatch me up? Let's see, there's a section on having the right mental attitude . . .
Of course! Focussing on my "inalienable rights" will keep the aliens away. It's so simple!

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