My Dearest Emily,More info—and photos of the room!—can be seen here. Ooh, speaking of coercion, this totally cracks me up:
I came by tonight to retrieve your tooth and leave your payment—however, because of the condition of your bedroom, I had a horrible time even getting to your bed safely. Once there, I was unable to locate the tooth pillow due to the amount of pillows, blankets, and bodies in your bed. [Note: This refers to sleeping siblings who were also in the bed, not victims of Emily's homicidal rage.]
I will have to come by on a different night—perhaps you can take the time between now and then to properly clean and organize your room. I bet if you ask your mother NICELY, she will even help you to do it.
The Tooth Fairy
"Volunteering is mandatory. Thank you for your cooperation." (Like this!)