February 18, 2013

The Marketing Meeting

The Marketing Meeting by Bart King
—"We need this product to make bald men feel hip. Ideas?"

*papers rustle*

—"Anyone? You there, Throckmorton. What do you think?"

—"Er, well . . . adding a '-z' to the end of a name gives it instant credibility with trendy young people. For example, Bratz—"

—"Throckmorton, you're a genius!"

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