This is my new Facebook profile picture

"Mrs. King, you're the new mother of a ... of a..."
 "Yes, doctor? Is it a boy or a girl?"
 "Let's just say it's 'zoologically improbable' and leave it at that."

Thanks to Virginia M.! Via.

This object has been temporarily removed as we revise its facial expression which was deemed zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children