December 2, 2014

Light a Literary Match

What are “Literary Lites”? Oh, just matches that you light in the bathroom. In case you need to, um, mask an odor. And each matchbox comes with a literary theme! The available classics include:

Great Expellations
Fart of Darkness
The Prince and the Pooper
Van Winkle Ripped
The Great Gasby
The Ill Wind in the Willows
Atlas Sharted
Jane Air
The Outhouse at Pooh Corner
One Flew out of the Cuckoo's Bum
Howard's Rear End
A Rest Room with a View
A Game on the Throne

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