April 30, 2015

Look out—the Road Warriors are ridin' dirty on their scooters!

They see me rollin'
They hatin'...
Tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty
Cop spot me doing 10 mph, thinks he got me clean

Asks, “Why so fast, sir—are you on that caffeine bean?”

So I tell the good officer about my restricted cuisine

Plus, I’m headed to the doc to see about my spleen.”
Ride with a new chick, she a real grownup
She got a bad hip, but keeps an eye on my carcinoma
Plus, she makes sure my nap don’t turn into a coma.

(No, seriously, I have a hard time waking up in the afternoon.)

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