July 28, 2015

"Sir, are you ready to order?"

—“What? Sorry, I'm just really distracted right now.
—“Please focus, sir. You know, it’s very hard to get a table here.”
—“I know—this place is booked!”
*rimshot*



(This is a real table at the Fable Restaurant in London. And thanks to Mike L. for the joke!)

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