TRUE STORY: A couple of neighborhood kids knocked on the
door yesterday.
"What's up, guys?"
"We have a project in English class on our favorite
author. And we were wondering —"
"I don't know J.K. Rowling!" I yelled, slamming
the door.
Ha! I kid.
Actually, I was flabbergasted. So I stood there, in a state
of flabbergast, and we chatted. They're coming back later to take an author
photo, so I'll spend most of today sprucing up. So no calls, please! (Except
from J.K. Rowling. I'll take those.)
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