TRUE STORY: A couple of neighborhood kids knocked on the door yesterday.
"What's up, guys?"
"We have a project in English class on our favorite author. And we were wondering —"
"I don't know J.K. Rowling!" I yelled, slamming the door.
Ha! I kid.
Actually, I was flabbergasted. So I stood there, in a state of flabbergast, and we chatted. They're coming back later to take an author photo, so I'll spend most of today sprucing up. So no calls, please! (Except from J.K. Rowling. I'll take those.)