2. The most recent trick-or-treater (age three) greeted me with “I want candy!“
3. A little tyke was too small to hold his container AND get candy, so I shoveled some in for him. He then set his container down, and transferred it all right back into my bowl.
4. PARENT(prompting child): What do you say?
CHILD: Um, you have a nice house.
5. I never run out of candy.
I AM ALMOST OUT OF CANDY
6. I am giving kids used paperbacks now.