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June 10, 2019

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MY NEW BOOK IS HERE

MY NEW BOOK IS HERE
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The new SPY STUFF is here!

The new SPY STUFF is here!
Trust me. I'm an expert on deceit, and this book is amazing.

My funny sci-fi novel!

My funny sci-fi novel!
From Disney Hyperion, yo.

Reviews for DRAKE!

“This book has a lot going for it. There’s an immensely likable protagonist and his marvelous twin friends, a school life that feels true and a mystery that really engages the reader.” San Francisco Review of Books

"Readers after funny fare will enjoy the book's absurdities, alien misunderstandings, and wordplay." Booklist

"Clever ... a sci-fi narrative with an enjoyable main character." Kirkus

"A strong character snags interest and keeps it... clever humor and a great central protagonist to carry readers along to the end." Bulletin of the Center for Children's Books

"Librarians will find that young readers empathize with the birdwatcher and his friends...children will enjoy the school and friendship aspects of the [funny adventure]." Teacher Librarian Magazine

“…an intergalactic adventure [with] an interesting premise…” School Library Journal

THE POCKET GUIDE TO GAMES

THE POCKET GUIDE TO GAMES
You're already a winner—so read it!

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Bart King
With an unofficial ranking of 87, Bart qualifies as one of America's Top 100 Barts. He’s a longtime social studies teacher with an MA in history who’s written over 30 books. Projects include a science fiction nove titled The Drake Equation (Disney), a 2021 Choose Your Own Adventure book called The Time Travel Inn, and a learned treatise on wordplay called Bad Dad Jokes: That’s How Eye Roll. In addition to editing and writing, Bart also reads a lot. Oh, and he likes turtles.
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Feeling heroic?

Feeling heroic?

“The Big Book of Superheroes is highly browsable... An excellent addition to library and classroom collections.” School Library Journal

—“Silly and sublime... funny and useful.” The Florida Union-Times

—“Bart King is the undisputed master when it comes to writing fact-filled books for kids that are incredibly fun to read.” Books4YourKids.com

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My books. Read 'em and weep!

My books. Read 'em and weep!
"Filled with fun facts and interesting tidbits, tweens and teens will flip through this again and again. It's just the kind of book that girls will flock to." —School Library Journal
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Don't make the bookcase sad.

Don't make the bookcase sad.
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—“A funny, funky, kid-friendly blog that you'll dig, too.” Peter Ames Carlin, The Oregonian

—“A repository for King's always amusing takes on random Internet memes, Boing-Boing-esque curiousities, absurd news headlines, and the writer's life." Dave Knows

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