I assessed the situation. "It looks like it might be sauteed mushrooms on cornbread."
"You're not even close," the nearby chef said. "It's braised elk on potato focaccia."
For some reason, my nephew and niece found this exchange vastly amusing. And "you're not even close" has now turned into our favorite catch-phrase.
Regarding this graphic for the Sears grill, it is a real one. One hopes the ad is not even close to what the execs were really looking for.
Addendum: I did take a little bit of the braised elk. My first bite revealed a large mushroom. So I was close!