June 26, 2012

Tips for Wearing Pants Made from Corks

1. Having an eye in the back of your *ahem* is an admirable fashion statement.

2. Do not discuss corkage fees.

3. Feel free to be "that guy" who jumps in the pool fully clothed. You'll be fine.

4. Give a dollar to the first person who says, "Stop giving me stink-eye!" (Thanks, Dale Basye.)


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