Are you ready for the latest summer fashions?

Yeah, me neither.

This reminds me of a funny scene from Freaks and Geeks:

Tips for Wearing Pants Made from Corks

1. Having an eye in the back of your *ahem* is an admirable fashion statement.

2. Do not discuss corkage fees.

3. Feel free to be "that guy" who jumps in the pool fully clothed. You'll be fine.

4. Give a dollar to the first person who says, "Stop giving me stink-eye!" (Thanks, Dale Basye.)

Via.

I have a name for my new band!

"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome . . . Men in Belted Sweaters!"

Why do I need a dress code if I work at home?

My office manage insists I sign a copy of this fashion "contract." What a rip-off! Sure, I dress in a Neo-Bourgeois style normally, but I don't like being told it's MANDATORY. (Photo by gruntzooki.)

High heels for the highly literate

These shoes go by the name "Bookbinder Heels."

They are equally perfect for reading, writing, or just binding for a spell.