"Detective, the murder victim may have been poisoned by flan. The lab tests will be done soon."
"So—the proof is in the pudding."
— Bart King (@BartKing) December 13, 2015
A crow goes shopping in Boston:
"Will this be cash?"
"No, put it on my credit cawed."
— Bart King (@BartKing) December 13, 2015
Job Interview:
"What are your hobbies?"
"I love peanut butter."
"OK, anything else—"
[sets peanut butter jar on desk] "I REALLY LOVE IT."
— Bart King (@BartKing) December 10, 2015
Just realized that any humor concocted under a roof is an "inside joke."
*mind blown*
— Bart King (@BartKing) December 10, 2015
"We can see this is a disaster site, and we're here to help. But first – stick 'em up!"
—A visit from the Red Double-Cross.
— Bart King (@BartKing) December 13, 2015
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