If we could combine your experience with the spoonerism, we'd have a monumental bumper sticker. Or maybe a card: "Here's hoping your subterranean polyp whacking went well."
It did go well, thank you, Bart. And, with credit to you, I made up a riddle: What's the difference between Albert Pujols at bat and a doctor performing a colonoscopy? Answer: one packs a wallop and the other whacks a polyp. (I'm a St. Louis Cardinals fan.) :-)
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I just had a colonoscopy on Monday, and that's what they did to me -- twice, in fact.
If we could combine your experience with the spoonerism, we'd have a monumental bumper sticker. Or maybe a card: "Here's hoping your subterranean polyp whacking went well."
And I do hope it went well.
It did go well, thank you, Bart. And, with credit to you, I made up a riddle: What's the difference between Albert Pujols at bat and a doctor performing a colonoscopy? Answer: one packs a wallop and the other whacks a polyp. (I'm a St. Louis Cardinals fan.) :-)
Heeyyyyoooo!
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