(And let's forget about the great jpeg fiasco of 2016, ok?)
"So you're an avian dermatologist? What's your most commonly diagnosed problem?"
I'm going to find out if electro-shock therapy can lift one's spirits.
Also? Don't use a butter knife to get a muffin from the toaster.
"Okay lads, what're we going to call the band?"
*Ritchie Blackmore looks at his bruised forearm*
"What about Deep Purple?"
"Paper or plastic?"
"Both. I want a real mixed bag."
"Hello, Cheever Books."
"Is your bookstore multi-story?"
"But you can't do very well if you only sell one story."
City Council Meeting—
MAYOR: Why should we sign a toothless 'Stop the Reservoir' ordinance? We're dammed if we do, and dammed if we don't.
"Does this steak meet FDA standards for chewability?"
"Yes, it's legal tender."