"Come along, Bort."

Barclay, Barry, Bert . . . Bort? Come on, "Bort"? Mommy, buy me a license plate. No, come along, Bort. Are you talking to me? No. My son is also named Bort.

"I have a coffee for 'Dart'?"

"Um . . . okay. Thank you."

"Ha! I bet you like to play—"
"Bullseye."

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