Hey, these new bark collars work great!

What do you mean, my socks don't match?

These peanut-butter-and-jelly socks go together just like... like... hang on...

Anyway, they match the rest of my outfit perfectly!

Addendum: The very funny author Gary Urey recommends wearing those socks with these slippers.

James T. Kirk, looking out the window of the Starship Enterprise:

 "Lepre-KHAAAAN!"

Chekov explains all of Russian literature.

Via.

Oh yes, I'll live. But I won't enjoy it.

NASA job interview

—"Last question: Where does space energy come from?"

—"Er . . . um . . . Sugar Smacks?" *laughs weakly*

—"You're hired."

Via.

Star Trek Valentine

Roses are red, 

Vulcan blood is green.

Fascinating!

Via.