When English teachers order classroom pencils

Via Mr. Moon.

Teaching is totally dangerous.

"Welcome to the 4th grade!"

Thanks, Mr. Reed!

The First Day of School:

“Oh, hi, I was just admiring your classroom door.”
“Thank you! Are you in my class?”
“No, but I would like to—”
“BEGONE, MUGGLE.”

Classroom door decoration by middle school teacher Stephanie Stephens.

Perfect—I have a background in "education"!

Via.

Funny Story

A friend of mine who teachers sixth grade wrote to me today. She has “Question of the Day” for her classroom. And today’s question was “What is your favorite book?” 

Two boys raised their hands and said, “Bart King!”

So the teacher patiently explained that I’m an AUTHOR, not a BOOK.

Then she flunked them. 

Teachers THIS is a good writing prompt.

Via.

Teachers know how to do yearbook photos!

Via.

Teacher Appreciation Week continues!

By Jim Benton.

This is Teacher Appreciation Week

So here's some easy pointers on how to say "thank you" to YOUR teacher. (Via.)