A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!''
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!''
The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''Other jokes that made the top 50:
—A woman asked a gymnast instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?''
He said, ''How flexible are you?''
She answered, ''I can't make Tuesdays."
—My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed! I never knew they worked.
—There's two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you drive this thing?''
—I was having dinner with world chess champion Garry Kasparov and there was a checkered tablecloth on the table. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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