“I really don't deserve this gift. No. Really.”
“Gosh, I hope this never catches fire!”
“I love this gift! But if I wear it, I fear the jealousy it will inspire in others.”
“If the dog buries this, I'll be just furious!”
“If I hadn’t grown four sizes in the last decade, this sweater would’ve fit.”
December 23, 2010
Gentlemen, start your excuses!
In case you get a crummy present this week, you may need to polish up your excuses. Luckily, I've got you covered!
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