This is the link. Look out!
Ooh, and if you're in Portland and if you want to catch a glimpse of a Bart in the wild, I'm at Powell's Books on Hawthorne a couple of days a week. Good luck, but be warned: I'm easily spooked.
January 24, 2019
If anyone ever corrects your grammar, do this:
YOU: Knock, knock.
THEM: Who's there?
YOU: To.
THEM: To who?
YOU: No, it's "to WHOM.” 🧐
A new satellite
1. Take a selfie through a toilet paper roll.
2. Pretend you’re the Moon.
3. Provide others with glee as they picture you painstakingly taking a selfie through a toilet paper roll.
True Story: Our dog just snuck into our neighbor’s book club meeting.
This was particularly dumb since he didn’t even read this month’s book.
(Honestly, he's barely literate.)
(Honestly, he's barely literate.)
This is one amazing book dedication.
From The Field Guide to the North American Teenager by Ben Philippe.
I’m guessing Amazon reviews require a minimum of 25 words.
"I need two more wo.rds." 😀
January 2, 2019
January 1, 2019
In a poll of what numbers are "easiest to remember"...
... the winners were 8, 1, 100, 2, 17, 5, 9, 10, 99, and 11.
Respondents also thought of them as "good" — which is weird, because 17 is a totally garbage number.
Respondents also thought of them as "good" — which is weird, because 17 is a totally garbage number.
Bookstore Moments
CUSTOMER: I’m looking for a children’s book called Claudia Shanked the Meatball.
ME: ...
CUSTOMER: ...
ME: Could it be Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs?
CUSTOMER: That’s it!
Found this note inside a copy of Beverly Cleary’s BEEZUS AND RAMONA ...
... and now I can’t rest until I know if Miles got his money!
At the gym:
ME: Look at all these New-Year’s-resolution people working out, lol
EVERYONE ELSE: Why is that bald guy sitting on the rowing machine backwards?
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