Scotty "Funky Gal" Harvey is my hero—and should be yours, too

This is the photo that ran on her "senior page"...

Assembly Coordinator

"I didn't come her to make friends. I came here to win."

When I was in high school, I was cooler than Bruce Springsteen.

And I can PROVE it!

This is a high school library?

Nice work, Philip Exeter Academy.