T-GIF!

"Hello! I'd like to order two cool people and one cool dog, please."

"Coming right up, sir! 

First, here's one of our very coolest humans."

"But we are also very fond of this woman..."

"And now for your final order — we hope you like it!"

What’s something that nobody looks cool doing?

Dan Rubinstein asked the question in the headline. Then he added, "I’ve got running with a backpack on and swatting at bees.” Other responses:

• Eating a cupcake
• Catching a bouncing ping pong ball
• Getting on or off a ski lift.
• Drinking from a straw.
• Switching from sunglasses to eyeglasses
• Taking off a turtleneck
• Getting into or out of a hammock
• Using a coupon
• Trying to hold together & eat a hard taco after your first bite shatters the shell
• Wearing a jersey in the stands
• Pokémon Go
• Putting a belt back on after going through airport security
• Walking downhill fast
• Having “Happy Birthday” sung to you
• Walking into a spider web
• Dog paddling
• Slow-jogging through a crosswalk at a 4-way stop in flip-flops while cars are waiting
• Having the hiccups
• Putting on pillow cases
• Fishing through change to find the exact amount
• Backing up on a motorcycle
• Walking in ski boots
• Coming out of the bathroom on an airplane
• Being an adult and playing on the swings
• Getting out of a kayak
• Air drums

It's a slow news day, so I'll just remind you that...

I NEED THIS SWEATER (Via.)

Dang it!

I was stoked to go to the Northwest Quilting Expo because I was sure I'd be the coolest dude there.

Then I saw THIS gentleman—and slunk off in shame. (Stupid Golden Retriever Guy!)

Next year I'm coming back wearing a jacket with TWO golden retrievers on the back. That'll show him! (And thanks for the suggestion, Elizabeth M.)

In Brooklyn, a tree grows in an auto body shop.

Read its story by nycscout.

When I was in high school, I was cooler than Bruce Springsteen.

And I can PROVE it!