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Is this a trick question?

The first rule of editing:

Use as few words as possible!

In honor of World Otter Day, try to spot the name that's NOT like the others on this list of otter pups!

(Hint: It's Kevin.)

Hey, wait a minute...

Library Sign of the Day

Via Erin McGuire, who writes: "This is basically halfway to being a children's book." 

Dang, I'll NEVER be able to get around this!

Guess I have to turn around and go home.

I forgot to show you this great sign from the March for Science!

You like it, right?

Right?

Fine. If you're going to be that way, 

I'm gonna pack the car and start summer vacation!

Boy, kids today make me mad.

They sprayed this in front of the wrong house!

"Well, that's ... ominous."

Thanks, @iamspacegirl!

Sheesh! C'mon Hilton!

"Books are for display purposes only"? 

That's like owning a sailboat, and never getting on board! (Via.)

I like a doctor who doesn't pull any punches.

Nothing like a delicious... wait, what?!

"I ain't afraid of no goats..."

Thanks to TheRiverMonkey!

DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

It's...

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME

"I'd like to look at a sofa."

"Soft or al dente?"

But I just got here!

REJECTED SLOGANS FOR THIS FOODTRUCK NEAR MY HOUSE:

— Stick a chicken up yo nose 

— Shove a fish in yo ear 

— Surgically implant a pork in yo pancreas

Hey kids, math and reading are fun!

SO FUN