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Showing posts with label clothing. Show all posts

October 2, 2016

Here’s a Mystery!

For some reason, I never pack enough clothes when visiting my parents. (No, that’s not the mystery.) So on our last trip, I asked if Dad had an extra T-shirt I could borrow. And lo and behold, this chestnut from the 1970s was unearthed.

This was a “gift” to Dad from his nine kids. As you can see, we opted for one of those newfangled personalized designs that have stood the test of time so well. And naturally, we listed OURSELVES on the front. (There was only room for our initials, but still.)

Now, the mystery: In the name of all that’s holy, WHY did we think a high school football coach with a handlebar mustache would wear this pinkish monstrosity? (Though if I remember correctly, the actual color was listed as “necrotic salmon.”)


Anyway, he did. And he even saved it all these years later. Thanks for being a good sport, Dad!

Not-Very-Fun-Fact: Now that I look at it, my complexion could also be described as “necrotic salmon.”

November 2, 2015

Check out my handy wrist wallet!

Ever since I started wearing mine, people give me impressed looks that say, “Hey, there goes a man with fashion confidence.

At least, I *think* that’s what their expressions mean. And that's why I bought all three colors—one for each wrist!

June 23, 2015

Walking the path of a rugged loner takes courage


But that's just who I am.

(BTW, I think sandals-'n'-white socks are way less nerdy than Crocs, but maybe I'm all alone on that one!)

October 5, 2014

I don't want to be accused of "spinning yarns"

But these knitted fashions pose a serious thread to our credibility as a species! (Via.)

January 17, 2013

February 23, 2012

"Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

Sure, this "10 Kittens" T-shirt is cool. But did you know it comes in Quintuple Extra-Large (5XL)? That's awesome. (Via.)

February 15, 2012

January 29, 2012

Yes, they do make an odd noise when I sit down.

But other than that, these Wonder Sauna Short Hot Pants are beyond reproach!
Tip: When shopping for sportswear, look for the key phrase: "Easy to inflate."

November 30, 2011