Movie Snacks by State:

Computer, enhance image.

 

Computer, are you messing with me?

Okay, this is gross.

Have you ever heard of "activated charcoal"? It's supposedly good for you. But if you add it to batter like a restaurant in Australia? You get fish and chips from Mordor! Via.

This Aussie burger is known as "Return of the Chedi"!

In other news, I'm severing all diplomatic relations with Australia.

(Bonus Pun!)

Forget Hawaii! I want to...

Who wants pizza?

Never mind.

Today's Language Lesson—Italians call this apple the "culo d'asino"

That translates to "donkey's butt." 

Or its more polite form: "ass's ass"!

My goal—visit this restaurant alone, and order the Bandit Plate.

Via.

This is a nice slice of life!

Via.

Murchison Drive, 7:22 p.m. July 2 A person waiting for a pizza to be delivered called police, said that when the delivery driver arrived a neighbor took it. An officer responded, determined the person's complaint was unfounded, that the neighbor also ordered pizza.

Murchison Drive, 8:03 p.m. July 2 A person wrongly accused of pizza theft reported being upset.

That's one tough cookie!

Kudos to this young baker, whose "Crapola Cookies" (from BOY STUFF) are disturbingly authentic! (And thank you to Jessa Works for sharing.)

"And what would you like to order, sir?"

"Um . . . the venison?"

"Excellent choice, sir!"

Via The Atlantic.

Did someone say "Lunchtime"?

"Man, Mom's habañero stuffing just blew my mind!"

Happy Thanksgiving! 

Bonus holiday message from Shel Silverstein after the break. (Via.)

Being a sports fan is hard work!

This is what happens when paleontologists bake cakes!

Via.

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.

Firstly, thou art gluten free!

Unencumbered by the clutches of a substance present in cereal grains, especially wheat, that is responsible for the elastic texture of dough.

(Graphic via.)

Oh, stop it.

Yep, this gentleman is really devouring his book on fasting. (Thanks, Donna. Via.)

An Edible Cookbook?

This book is made with fresh pasta. So after you read it, you can bake and eat some literary lasagna.

I'd like all my books to be retrofitted this way, please. (Oh wait, not The Big Book of Gross Stuff!)

How's that for a bad idea?

"Eating contest to benefit the hungry." Via.

It's doll-icious!

The enterprising young executive at Heinz who cooked up Barbie Pasta has another great idea: Bratz Ravioli.

It's over. It's ALL OVER!

From here.