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Showing posts with label kung fu. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kung fu. Show all posts

April 21, 2017

March 28, 2013

"Smell this—I said SMELL IT!"

The heroine of this 1944 book learned "jujitsu," "tae kwon do," and lots of other dangerous words from that book! (Via.)

November 16, 2012

Sensei vs. Sensei: Who will win?

These gentlemen are clearly masters of the martial arts. You think it's easy to give someone a leg massage from that position? (Via.)

September 13, 2011

How to become a feared kung fu master!

It's all in the eyes. More specifically, there are two steps:

1.) Keep your eyes open.

2. See everything at once.

(From here and here.)
After chopping your opponents into mincemeat, remember:
Look after your mind, body, animals, friends, family, and the environment (not necessarily in that order), and they will take care of you.

Oh, and don't forget to take care of your fists too. (And your mesh tank-tops.)

For only then will you understand the true meaning of the martial arts!

September 3, 2011

Devil's Flower Mantis vs. The Thumb

This noble insect warrior is also known as the Ninja Mantis, Shaolin Mantis, the Samurai Mantis, etc.

June 25, 2009

How to Teach Rebels a Lesson

Whenever possible, I watch movies with subtitles to help me appreciate the dialogue.

This is especially important with kung fu movies. In this genre, I turn the subtitles on AND cue the dubbed English, to get that sublime lip-synch mismatch.

This pays off during a classic like The 36th Chamber of Shaolin. Not only is the dubbed dialogue kooky, but the subtitles are different from the dubbing! The best subtitle of that film:

“We must capture the rebels and kill them to scare them off!”

Let's review:
1.) Capture rebels.
2.) Kill them.
3.) Scare them off.

That’ll teach them a lesson!