I could watch the World Cup all day!

T-GIF!

This is a special "quit while you're still ahead" edition. For starters, this gent should have definitely stopped after accomplishing his trick.

As for this car, just don't pull forward—

Okay, everyone knows not to play soccer indoors. 

Quit! While! You're still—

Okay, kitty, take us to the weekend:

I am not a wimp!

Why are Portland Timbers fans the best in any sport?

Here's one good reason.

Ballboy takes header!

And people say soccer isn't a dangerous sport...

Caught Flat-Footed

You might THINK this bit of soccer reporting is from a comedy sketch. But Chris Kamara's baffled look transcends acting...

Barbie Plays Soccer...and Freaks Me Out!

With the world getting geared up for the World Cup, I guess there are going to be a lot more soccer games out there. But I’m still surprised to see this fusball table for Barbie (made by a designer named Chloé Ruchon.

It’s not that women aren’t great soccer players. They are! And I know that fusball figures don’t usually have arms. 

But still, is it just me or does this look just a little freaky?

Not the Sport of Kings: Binocular Soccer

I have a hard time using binoculars because they don’t fit over my glasses very well. And if I take my glasses off to use them, my field of vision is just a blurry mess.

So yes, these strangely-clad people staggering around trying to play soccer while wearing binoculars are really funny... but where they merely whiff at the ball, I would throw out my universal joint at the first opportunity.

And have you ever seen a striped player wearing binoculars go down while clutching his universal joint? It's not pretty!

German Soccer Fashion, circa 1975

At 28 seconds in, you'll think you've lost your mind.