True Story: Our dog just snuck into our neighbor’s book club meeting.

This was particularly dumb since he didn’t even read this month’s book. ‪

(Honestly, he's barely literate.‬)

I gave Augie an hour to rake the yard, and THIS is all he got done?! Fine. Good dog, I guess. Here’s a treat.

Fine. Good dog, I guess. Here's a treat!

Me, getting into work-mode:

Heard a ruckus in the other room. Investigated, and found this:

One chilly dog, to go.

 

Via.

Did somebody say "Peanut M&Ms"?

We just blew our dog's mind

He's staring in wonder at our elaborate 

Halloween decorations!

T-GIF!

Are you ready for your picture?

No. You weren't ready.

How about you two? Are you ready for your picture?

C'mon, people. You have to be ready!

Okay, one more time. Ready for your picture?

Now THOSE guys were definitely ready! 

In their honor, here's a bonus GIF of two good friends.

This is the worst skateboard wipeout EVER

Brutal! 

As for this guy, what did he THINK was going to happen?

Finally, every time I'm like, "That's the last treadmill accident I need to see" — I see another one that I have to see.

Pup tents!

(Aka, "Detente in da tent.") Via.

T-GIF!

"Hello! I'd like to order two cool people and one cool dog, please."

"Coming right up, sir! 

First, here's one of our very coolest humans."

"But we are also very fond of this woman..."

"And now for your final order — we hope you like it!"

On #NationalDogDay, I'd like to thank Augie for saving my life.

If not for him, our vacuum cleaner would've killed me long ago!

"There's an eclipse THIS weekend? We better get outside!"

T-GIF! (and yes, I know it's Saturday)

That's not how you do it...

...and THAT'S not how you do it...

This also seems quite incorrect...

Oh, come on, isn't ANYONE going to get it right?

Maybe this guy gets it...

THANK YOU!

T-GIF!

And time to take a sharp turn into the weekend!

"Wait, tomorrow's MONDAY? Excuse me."

T-GIF!

Listen, I can't share any gifs right now cuz I'm doing housework.

I'm exhausted from that! Time to take a fun break.

O-kay...maybe it's time to go outside. 

One, two, ready? AHHHHHH!

T-GIF!

"I got the chair, I got the chair, I got the — AHHHHH!"

Also, I posted a version of this earlier, 

but I think this might be the perfect GIF:

Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh

It's WATER!!!

"Yep, this fence should keep the dog in his own yard..."

Warning: Slightly bad word quietly said at end.