Wait, WHO was America's first president?!

One of my favorite middle-grade book report opening lines:

"This was pretty good, for a book."

IMPORTANT NOTICE:

This will never not make me laugh.

Found this note inside a copy of Beverly Cleary’s BEEZUS AND RAMONA ...

... and now I can’t rest until I know if Miles got his money!

IMPORTANT: I have just been informed that there's a Little Free LEGO Person Library nearby!

 

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Behold, the greatest book cover in the history of publishing!

“Timmy is having trouble getting on his bike.
What can YOU do to help?"

All aboard the Book Boat!

My friend Doug alerted me to this cool classroom where readers get to get into their very own boats to read. What a great bunch of gulls and buoys! After seeing this, I went down to the Container Store to "try on" some boats for size, but they kicked me out. 

Kids.

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Me, when I get a good idea...

...and then lose it!

My friend, Keith, posted this on Facebook

That's his son camouflaging THE DRAKE EQUATION with the greatest reading material around. Smart kid!

Portland's first day of school snuck up on me.

But now, I'm noticing something different in the air...

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Hey, we have a slight technical problem..."

NO MORE COTTON CANDY

T-GIF!

Listen, I can't share any gifs right now cuz I'm doing housework.

I'm exhausted from that! Time to take a fun break.

O-kay...maybe it's time to go outside. 

One, two, ready? AHHHHHH!

DEFEAT OF THE CLAW MACHINE

Makes perfect sense!

The Tortoise Kid!

My son prefers to feed the tortoises behind the fence... 😂😂😂😂. Happy Weekend everyone #aldabra #radiata #radiatedtortoise #sulcata #sulkata #feed #torto #tortoises #tortoise #kura2 #kuradarat #turtle #reptiles #reptile #herpetology #pets #pet #petstagram #tortoiseofinstagram #animal #shell #tortoiselover #son #animallover

A post shared by Eddy Gun (@eddygun) on Feb 25, 2017 at 8:21pm PST

Eddy Gun is a tortoise keeper and a few weeks ago he shared this video of his son feeding the little fellas! 

I can't...

It's slightly windy in Minnesota

What Minnesota was like the last couple days pic.twitter.com/igWiDm2hnt

— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) March 9, 2017

THE DRAKE EQUATION: Better than French toast!

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