I don't get what the big deal is...

Why is everyone Russian to get these "Frozen" dolls?

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It's doll-icious!

The enterprising young executive at Heinz who cooked up Barbie Pasta has another great idea: Bratz Ravioli.

I have a question!

There's a new Barbie out that puts a gritty spin on the famous doll. To wit:

The tokidoki® Barbie® doll is always ready for cutting-edge fashion! She pops on a pink miniskirt, logo leggings and black top with signature skull heart and bones, carries a large bag from the brand, then adds bracelets, a belt, and sky-high sparkly silvery shoes! This funky fashionista features trendy tattoos and a pink bob. With cactus friend, Bastardino, by her side, she’s ready for fun in fashion-forward form!

So here's my question: What the heck is a cactus friend?

That Sound You Hear Is Barbie Screaming

This garish version of the Ken doll was announced in October... and cancelled in November! And so the product description is all that exists of this once-proud doll:

"Join the cool sophistication in breezy Palm Beach! Sporting a dashing jacquard-patterned jacket with a light pink polo shirt and crisp white pants, this Ken Doll is ready for the Palm Beach social season, sunning by the pool, and a stroll with his furry little companion. Fashion designed exclusively for the Silkstone Barbie Doll body... [this] includes a Ken doll, jacket, pink polo shirt, white shoes, dog with leash, swim trunks, accessories, doll stand, and certificate of authenticity."

From over here.